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An Indian man on his death bed.

"Sanjita, my wife, are you here?"

"Yes, my husband."

"My son and daughter, are you here?"

"Yes, Papa."

"Then who's in the fucking shop?"


After complaints that there aren't enough black people on British television, the BBC have vowed to solve the problem.

They are now going to show Crimewatch seven nights a week


All I'm saying is that if it takes 368 American lives to kill one paki on a plane, that's a price I'm willing to pay



How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: they'll complain to the authorities that changing lightbulbs is against their religion and our stupid fucking government will lap it all up and change the whole country's lifestyle so we can compensate for those lazy, sweaty, filthy, miserable, benefit thieving, rag-head Paki cunts!




all courtesy of sickipedia.org

I personally love political correctness, before it the tories were able to get a way with their disgusting "if you want a n***** for a neighbour vote lib dem or labour" campaign. Political correctness forces the racist conservative party to use more creative language. Most people who use the phrase 'political correctness gone mad' do so to defend their ignorance or racism. So please keep these jokes to yourself.

Deacon wrote:

I personally love political correctness, before it the tories were able to get a way with their disgusting "if you want a n***** for a neighbour vote lib dem or labour" campaign. Political correctness forces the racist conservative party to use more creative language. Most people who use the phrase 'political correctness gone mad' do so to defend their ignorance or racism. So please keep these jokes to yourself.

no chance il say what jokes i like don't like it don't read them, simple. Your not moaning asgain are you deacon.. what was it we said about all the complaining? is there anything you don't complain about?

i personally like these kind of jokes, they're funny if you don't then your in the minority. I'm not racist and the most of the people that like this sort of humour are not either. I laugh at the englishman jokes as well so calm it.

maybe put a bit more of an informing title than 'read' kind of hard to avoid once i'd opened the thread.

maybe try and steady that keyboard before the bullshit flys then? jesus christ i've never met anyone with such a great sense of humour as yourself i bet your a hell of a laugh on a friday night

Deac stop bein so serious all the time u sound like my grandma.
Your a 15 year old kid, your supposed to go outside and try sticking it to some girls. Not discussing whats political correct and what not.

Those jokes gave me a good laugh

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All I'm saying is that if it takes 368 American lives to kill one paki on a plane, that's a price I'm willing to pay

ash wtf dude one of the main reasons you hate josh is because he took the piss of 9/11
and your doing the same -_-

Raijin-X wrote:

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All I'm saying is that if it takes 368 American lives to kill one paki on a plane, that's a price I'm willing to pay

ash wtf dude one of the main reasons you hate josh is because he took the piss of 9/11
and your doing the same -_-

im not directing it at anyone, besides its not about americans its about pakistanis lol

Scylla-x (Admin) wrote:

After complaints that there aren't enough black people on British television, the BBC have vowed to solve the problem.

They are now going to show Crimewatch seven nights a week

That one is awesome, and deac seriously man get a life.

Scylla-x (Admin) wrote:

im not directing it at anyone, besides its not about americans its about pakistanis lol

Yeah, your not a racist


The jokes are fucking amazing, but if I was black/indian I literally would have just left this clan. Let's hope you keep the jewish jokes to yourself.

i got some jewish jokes not really lol just one
its....
i think holocaust jokes arent funny at all anne frankly i wont stand for them......
sorry if thats offensive i dont find it that funny tbh just its only jew joke i have heard

ive got a jewish joke aswell..

How is it possible to get 10 jews into a mini cooper? Say adolf hitler is coming.
How is it possible to get 10 jews outta a mini cooper? Say the car is driving on gas
(dunno if it was correct english tho)

Lol!

lol ive got a ton of jewish jokes most of them about how tight they are( won't pay for anything thats not cheap) and a fair few about ashtrays and gas bills xD

if people do take offence to these jokes i think they need to get abit of perspective on life, i don't go off on 1 every time americans make a joke about tea and crumpets and the queen so they should relax

So if someone finds it offensive, they need to get a new perspective on life?

ElvisPresjew wrote:

So if someone finds it offensive, they need to get a new perspective on life?

yea 100%, if you get offended that easily then your nt gnna get far frm your front door.

a joke is a joke, its funny there is no bad intentions in them. Some people will find them offensive because they take it like its directed at them, thats their own problem. They need to relax and stop being so uptight, if you can't laugh at yourself..


if you take everything people say personally then your gnna be a miserable basterd with no friends and a work from home job

Elvis does have point Ash , those jokes are funny but a bit harsh. Got like any non racist jokes aswell? Post them here to balance it out abit

il take a look, i get my jokes off sickipedia which is all sick jokes lol so must of them are takin th piss outta something or other xD

Some cunt in a nightclub came up to me and said, "I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha."

I replied, "20 x 0 = 0."

That shut the fucker up.


man was walking along the beach one day, when he happened to pass by a very lovely young woman that didn't have any arms or legs, gently sobbing to herself...

'Why the tears?' he asked. She says, 'I'm 18 years old and I've never been kissed.'
The man pauses for a moment, then smiles and gives her a soft kiss on the head.
She laughs a little and puckers up so he gives her a big kiss on the lips.
They pause for an unsure moment and then shes says 'You know... I'm 18 years old... and I've never been fucked!' The man stands up starts smiling and grabs the young woman by the hair and tosses her into the sea. She starts screaming and bobbing up and down, then the man shouts; 'YOU'RE FUCKED NOW DARLING!


The plane was about to crash - the pilot called out, "Anyone on this plane believe in the power of prayer?"
A vicar's hand went straight up.
"Thank **** for that!" said the pilot. "We're one parachute short."


I turned my bluetooth on and changed my name to, "Screwing my mum."
Only for one reason... If someone asks, "Who's screwing my mum?" I will smile and answer that question for them.

Why are Chavs like Slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.


A Somali arrives in Swindon as a new immigrant to the UK. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr Englishman for letting me in this country!"
But the passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani."
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Britain!"
The person says, "I no Blitish. I flom Hong Kong".
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Britain!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Iran, I am not British".
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a British citizen?"
She says, "No, I am from Romania!"
So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the British?"
The Romanian lady looks at her watch, shrugs and says, "Probably at work!"



Why is a Chav's baseball cap like a clitoris?
Because it's above a cunt and under a hood.


The X-Factor:

Because there are sometimes no job vacancies in McDonald's.

sickipedia is a ledge site! I could spend all day on that.

Hey Ash,

Here's a joke for ya.

France > UK

My work here is done

UK is the greatest country in the world, thats why everyone speaks english we built this shit! xD

ashbashbluesfan wrote:

UK is the greatest country in the world, thats why everyone speaks english we built this shit! xD

Finally a joke i can agree with

Took you long enough.

haha xD