"Black couple have white baby"
I can't believe it, just when I moved to a nice neighbourhood away from all the theft and gun crime, they've gone and invented the stealth nigger
Just watched the WKD advert, where the bloke walks in to the toilet to have a shit whilst his wife's taking a relaxing bath.
After laughing at it, my girlfriend turns to me and says, "I bet you a man made this!"
Course a man made it - it's an advert, not a Sunday roast.
It's so awkward when you send a private text message to the wrong person.
The other day I wrote a message, "Hey babe, thinking of U makes my cock hard, can't wait to sex U up 2night" and sent it to my 10-year-old daughter.
Imagine how embarrassing it would have been if I'd sent that to the wrong person.
What separates humans from the animals?
The mediterranean.
Did you hear about the 9 year old African boy?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.
Little Zuki has to walk 15 miles every day just to fetch water. Why the **** doesn't she move?
I hate watching Ivory Coast matches with my gran.
"I wouldn't want to bump into him in a dark alley."
"I wouldn't want to bump into him in a dark alley."
"I wouldn't want to bump into him in a dark alley."
"I wouldn't want to bump into him in a dark alley."
They say life starts at 40.
Not in Africa it doesn't.
news:
Obama and daughter swim in the gulf...
Great, now it's filthy again
Apparently every time I clap my hands, an African dies.
Altogether now, "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, if you're happy and you know it..."
What's the difference between an African guy and a pizza?
A pizza can feed the family.
Met a black girl at a club the other night and asked her for a dance. At closing time she asked me if I wanted to take her home. I told her to **** off i'm not driving to Africa at this time of night.
Today, little Wongo, only seven years old, has to walk five miles every day to collect water for his family.
By donating only £2 a month, we can buy and maintain a whip to make the lazy bastard run.
Donate now.
