mw2 jokes

i saw some of these on ngu, and they were pretty funny so il post them here, and feel free to add some of your own

1. I Am So Good At Cod i Get More Care Packages Than Haiti

2.What do you get when I and the FAL are added together?

You get a FA(I)L

3.What’s the difference between a modern warfare 2 lobby and a porcupine?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

4.How come only SOAP survived? -BECAUSE the Ultranationalists found him clean!!!

5.Knock knock!

Who's there?

IWnet

Iwne.. *migrating host please wait 5... 4... 3.. 2.. 1..*

Unable to migrate host return to knock knock.

6.How do you stop a drug addict from breaking in and robbing your house?
Hold an Intervention.

7. your addicted to mw2 when you refer to sex as tactical insertion

Scylla-x (Admin) wrote:

7. your addicted to mw2 when you refer to sex as tactical insertion

whahah thats how i gonna start calling it from now

haha yh xD 5. and 7. are my favourites

Beats all, this one is epic.